So Inter’s midfield is older than my dad’s favorite pub? 💀 Their average defender age? 34. That’s not experience — that’s vintage. And Fluminense? They’ll counter like they’re late for Carnival. Meanwhile, City are passing like they’ve got a PhD in possession… but Al-Nassr? They’ve scored 27 goals. Yes, 27. Don’t be fooled by stats — this isn’t football, it’s emotional whiplash.

Bet on the draw? I’m not saying it’ll happen… just that my model says ‘survival mode activated’. 😏

P.S. If you’re placing bets, check your calculator… and maybe your heart rate too.