Palmeiras’ defense looks like a brick wall… until you realize it’s just a very polite door that never opens. They’ve conceded 0.25 goals per shot—like they’re playing FIFA on mute while Miami quietly orchestrates victory with tactical silence. Meanwhile, the samba rhythms are playing in the stands… but nobody’s dancing. #GoalTheyNeverShowYou — because if your defense only wins… you probably forgot to actually score.