Rafa Mir’s Exit: When Data Meets Drama

Let’s be real—his stats look like a broken calculator after an emotional breakdown. 2 goals? That’s less than half my cat’s weekly Instagram likes.

But here’s the twist: he scored against Brazil U23s while limping. That’s not just grit—that’s tactical defiance.

So yes, his passing under pressure was solid (84%), but his dribbling? Zero attempts after December. Guess even confidence needs therapy.

Premier League scouts are sniffing around—Brentford’s algorithm loved him pre-crisis. But honestly? Maybe start with a mid-table Bundesliga side… or just buy him therapy first.

You think he’ll bounce back? Or is this career really on life support?

Drop your verdict below—commenters only allowed to use one emoji per reply! 🤔⚽

So Mexico’s ‘favored’… but their shots are less than my morning latte. Costa Rica’s 48% possession? That’s not stats — that’s a yoga routine for underdogs with altitude sickness. They’re not losing; they’re disrupting the narrative like it’s a TED Talk gone rogue. Meanwhile, Mexico’s winning streak is just their emotional support group crying into the offside. Who bet on this again? I did — and now I’m buying more coffee than goals.

P.S. If you think this is predictable… you haven’t seen the chart yet.