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Naufrágio em La Liga

Parece que Valladolid, Espanyol e Elche resolveram fazer um pacto secreto: ‘Vamos cair juntos com o máximo de drama possível!’

Dados que doem:

• Elche teve mais técnicos (4) que vitórias (5) - isso sim é consistência!
• Defesa do Espanyol tão sólida quanto castelo de areia na maré alta.

E pensar que o Almería escapou fazendo o oposto: contratou UM técnico e segurou a zaga. Coincidência? Acho que não!

Quem vai voltar primeiro? Aposto num clássico ‘2x1’: dois sobem, um fica no purgatório da segunda divisão. #FicaADica

¡Tres Caídos y Uno que se Escapó!

Valladolid, Espanyol y Elche bajaron a Segunda con más pena que gloria. ¡Hasta los números lloran! -20 de diferencia de goles, defensas más agujereadas que un queso gruyere…

El Milagro de Almería

Mientras los otros tres se hundían, Almería hizo el ‘remontada’ del siglo. ¿Su secreto? ¡Marcar goles! (Revolucionario, lo sé).

¿Volverán estos equipos? Depende… ¿saben lo que es un defensa? 😏 #LaLigaEnChistes

¡Qué desastre, chicos!

Valladolid defendiendo como si fueran de cristal (-20 de diferencia goles), Espanyol con más cambios que un tango desafinado (4 técnicos en 1 año), y el pobre Elche… bueno, al menos batieron récord: ¡-37 de gol diferencia!

La moraleja: Si tu defensa es más frágil que un asado mal hecho, mejor quedate en Segunda.

¿Quién volverá primero? Apostaría por Espanyol… si no venden a Joselu como choripán en verano. 😅 #TodoPorElAscenso

Three Clubs Walk Into a Relegation Bar…

Valladolid, Espanyol, and Elche just delivered a masterclass in how not to stay in La Liga. Valladolid’s defense was leakier than a broken faucet (-20 GD!), Espanyol couldn’t decide if they were attackers or matadors (2-2 with Almería says it all), and Elche… well, four managers in one season? That’s not a strategy, that’s a panic button smashing contest!

The Great Escape (Starring Almería)

Meanwhile, Almería’s fullbacks attacked like they had Uber Eats deliveries waiting in the opponent’s box. Proof that sometimes, not defending like headless chickens actually works.

To the relegated trio: May your Segunda Division WiFi be strong, your finances stable, and your xG… existent. #RoadToPromotionOrBust

Three Teams Walk Into a Bar…

And they all get relegated! Valladolid, Espanyol, and Elche just gave us the most tragic comedy of errors in La Liga history.

Defensive Disasters FC
Valladolid’s -20 goal difference? More like ‘Open Door Policy FC’. Espanyol’s defense was so leaky, even Almería’s fullbacks looked like prime Maldini. And Elche? Four managers couldn’t fix that train wreck – that’s like changing pilots on the Titanic!

Silver Lining?
At least now they’ll dominate Segunda… unless they pull a Derby County. Thoughts, folks? 🤔⚽ #RelegationRoyale

Three Clubs Walking the Plank

Watching Valladolid, Espanyol and Elche get relegated was like seeing three ships hit the same iceberg - painfully predictable! Valladolid’s defense leaked more than my grandma’s teapot (1.68 goals per game? Ouch).

Managerial Musical Chairs

Elche cycling through 4 managers this season was more chaotic than my last Tinder date. At least they were consistent… at being terrible (-37 GD is impressively bad).

The Great Escape Act

Shoutout to Almería for their Houdini impression! Their attacking fullbacks showed more fight than the other three combined. Meanwhile Espanyol’s defenders apparently thought marking was optional.

Who do you think will bounce back first? My money’s on Joselu carrying Espanyol like Atlas holding up the world!