Rivaldo Weighs In: Why Antony & Casemiro's Brazil Return Makes Sense, and Neymar's Omission is Strategic

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Rivaldo Weighs In: Why Antony & Casemiro's Brazil Return Makes Sense, and Neymar's Omission is Strategic

Rivaldo’s Take: The Cold Logic Behind Brazil’s Latest Squad

Casemiro: The Midfield Anchor Returns
When your manager’s won four Champions Leagues with you (yes, I counted), recall notices tend to arrive by private jet. Casemiro’s Manchester United adaptation period—which frankly resembled a GPS stuck on ‘recalculating’—is over. His last 10 Premier League matches? 3.2 interceptions/game (92nd percentile). Ancelotti knows exactly what he’s getting: a human panic room disguised as a defensive midfielder.

Antony’s Redemption Equation
Let’s be honest—his Manchester stint had more twists than a telenovela. But since landing in Spain? 0.38 xG/90, his highest since Ajax days. That signature left-foot curler is back to disrupting goalkeepers’ sleep cycles. More importantly, his duel win rate (58%) suggests he’s stopped treating defenders like dance partners.

Hugo Souza: The Data Behind the Debutant
At 6’4”, he literally stands out in Corinthians’ goal. But here’s what impresses me: 74% cross claim success in Serie A (top 5%). For context, that’s Alisson territory. Still raw? Absolutely. But tell me you wouldn’t want this guy facing set pieces against Colombia.

The Neymar Paradox
Here’s where I channel my inner INTJ: protecting assets isn’t weakness—it’s chess. Since Qatar 2022, Neymar’s played fewer minutes than most preseason friendlies. ACL recovery isn’t FIFA Career Mode; you can’t just press ‘simulate.’ Smart money says Ancelotti’s saving him for when it matters—with a side of plausible deniability against media hounds.

Data sources: Opta, FBref | Viz: My eternally ugly-but-accurate spreadsheets

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O GPS do Casemiro finalmente encontrou o caminho de casa!

Depois de parecer perdido em Manchester (tipo turista com mapa virado), nosso “quarto de pânico humano” voltou com números de Champions League. E o Antony? De vilão de novela mexicana a herói espanhol - até os goleiros estão tendo pesadelos com seu chute de canhota!

E o Neymar? Calma, torcedor! Não é abandono, é estratégia. Até no FIFA você sabe que jogador lesionado não rende - e Ancelotti joga xadrez enquanto nós choramos no Playstation.

Duvida? Me mostra outro goleiro de 1,93m que pega 74% dos cruzamentos - Hugo Souza tá fazendo Alisson suar!

Dados reais ou minha planilha bugada? Você decide! 🚀⚽

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When Panic Rooms and Telenovelas Collide

Casemiro’s back? More like Brazil just reinstalled their human firewall! After watching him at Man Utd, I’d trust this guy to protect my WiFi password, let alone the midfield. That 92nd percentile interception rate? Chef’s kiss.

Antony’s Redemption Arc: From Soap Opera to Samba

Remember when Antony treated defenders like Strictly Come Dancing partners? Now he’s out here crushing duels (58% win rate) while goalkeepers have nightmares about that left foot. Plot twist even Rivaldo didn’t see coming!

The Neymar Paradox: FIFA ≠ Real Life

Ancelotti playing 4D chess: ‘injured’ Neymar avoids Colombia’s brick-wall defenders and media drama. Meanwhile, Hugo Souza—all 6’4” of him—is basically Alisson with a ‘under construction’ sign. Smart moves all around!

Hot take: Should Brazil start scouting goalkeepers from NBA drafts? 🏀➡️⚽

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